Tired of sticking with the tried and true chocolate body paint and flower-scented massage oil this Valentine’s day? Looking to add a little oomph to this year’s celebration of looooove? Have we got news for you!
The classic candy Pop Rocks is now exploding onto the scene as a new solution for your romantic needs.
Just open the bag, pour one dosage of Pop Rocks on your tongue, and start the tongue wrestling! Before you know it, you and your partner will be in for a bold burst of unexplored excitement!
Like any good tool for couples, Pop Rocks comes in a variety of different flavors and colors to best match you and your partner’s preferences.
Pop Rocks is the preferred product of 12 out of 10 couples therapists, and appropriate for all kissing ages.
Clients of this exclusive product are already raving:
“Pop Rocks provided me and my significant other with the sweet sensations we were after!” said Iwanna Please.
“I fell in love with Pop Rocks my very first time!” said Bea Stimulated.
So what are you waiting for? Pop Rocks can be found in candy and personal hygiene isles in convenience stores near you!
(Common side effects include colored tongues, excess saliva, and increased tongue dexterity.)
