BU TweetCreep: March 20th-25th

The TweetCreep took a brief hiatus during spring break, but we’re back and creepier than ever. To make up for it, let’s just say we’ll be interviewing one of the stars who provides ample material for us each week (hint: they have an affinity for Jersey Shore) for the Quad‘s next issue. And while last night may have been the season finale of Jersey Shore, we assure you that we’ll be bringing you the best of the worst that the #BU Twitterverse has to offer for many weeks to come. Now, shall we creep on?…

Everyone’s an Evil-Doer
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The @TSAgov couldn’t have said it better themselves (except this one time that they did to me).

Mazel Tov, Good Things!
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I don’t know what we’re yelling about! And what’s a tweetverse!

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…and why does Purim get a party to celebrate a hangover? That seems counterproductive.

#BUDanceTeamProblems?
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Yeeeeah, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they don’t know what a scary thought is (though being in a city that embraces Nascar scares me, too).

Case of the Mondays
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I don’t appreciate your sarcasm, @bucommunicator! #oxymoron

Herstory at its Best
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I like how a film about promiscuous, drug-wielding thirteen-year-old girls is the prime choice to honor Women’s History Month.

Game of Cat & Mouse/Terrier & Twitter Bird?
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I smell a back-and-forth tweet convo between several #BU departments and groups (to shamelessly plug Stage Troupe’s Mousetrap event) brewing, and it smells a whole lot like the DHall…
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@JohnBattaglino, #YABURNT! By a candelabra, nonetheless. Will fisticuffs ensue between @JohnBattaglino and @BUDiningService??
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Oh, they went there alright.
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I’m beginning to think there’s one person behind all of this shameless plugging. Hmmm…

It Ain’t Easy Being Green
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I’m not a tweetologist, but I sense some frustration here. Did @sustainableBU get their Twitter account hacked by @BUHulk? He must be pissed because they’re greener than he is.

TV Dinner
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#Priorities
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At least she wasn’t peeling the Apple because that’d be as wrong as this tweet. #stupidbabynames #Gleererunweek

The PC Plague
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Scarlet Fever is starting to sound a little more like the Bubonic Plague and a little less like a weekend-long concert series.

Independent Fish Channel?
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I’m guessing IFC here doesn’t stand for one of my favorite TV Channels. Maybe it’s the hashtag #fishishot that gave it away.

Pin the Tail on Isaac Newton
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Saddest/lamest holiday ever? (next to Anna Howard Shaw Day)

Antz (a Woody Allen film)
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It’s hard to make fun of a #BU improv group’s tweet and try to out-funny them. #BUTweetCreepproblems You win, you always do.

…and you should expect this by now:
Jersey Shore Thing
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Deena, you’re being a REAL Myles Annex!
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Hiring Sammi may be a conflict of interest for new grill cook, Ronnie. Also, WHAT THE WHAT?!