BU TweetCreep: March 18th – March 23rd

Well, well, well.

If I’m writing it, it means that I will have survived spring break. Now, nothing can stop us from being the ultimate students–finally showing grade deflation who’s boss–for these remaining two months of class… except for this unbelievably warm weather! The oddly shaped fountains are bubbling, the smelly trees are blooming, and people are strewn about every possible square of grass like walruses. The universe definitely seems to be taking an extended spring break. Unless the administration is reading this. Then it simply means that we are studying outdoors, as Vitamin D intake is vital for academic performance.

Don’t mind me. It’s the senioritis kicking in, and I am clinging to the hope that the world implodes before I graduate.

But seriously! I almost couldn’t even get this article done due to sunlight overload (and also because I’ve been celebrating the birth of Lizzie McGuire’s child. I wonder if Gordo is the baby daddy!)

 

PUT TWO TOGETHER, YOU HAVE A PANINI PRESS

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The new iPad, the only hotplate allowed in BU dorms.

UNLIMITED JUICE? THIS TWEETCREEP IS GONNA BE OFF THE HOOK!

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It’s true because all the other @butv10 accounts right now are thinking… “Her?”

(I READ ALL THREE HUNGER GAMES BOOKS OVER SPRING BREAK)

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I don’t believe you. Katniss has to go hunt illegally in the woods to feed her family, and I have to go to Chipotle in order to escape cereal for dinner in the dining hall again. I sense a connection.

YOU KNOW WHO SHOULD BE WORRIED? BRUSSEL SPROUTS

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I don’t think pizza has anything to worry about. It is the staple of children’s birthday parties and late-night study sessions everywhere.

GUYS, SERIOUSLY. MY SEXUAL SKILLS AREN’T UP TO PAR.

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“Sex With Me needs your help!” Seriously… I can’t have sex alone, guys.

CRY FOR HELP

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Dear @BU_CCD, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! THE REAL WORLD IS SUFFOCATING ME, AND I HAVEN’T EVEN GRADUATED! Please respond in a timely manner. -Liz

WOULD ONE CONSIDER THE FLAVOR OF GREASE TO BE “SAVORY”?

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I think you mean “heart-attack inducing”.

HIPSTERS WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT DEAD AT THE JERSEY SHORE

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Guidos don’t wear boat shoes, thankyouverymuch.

#GOTTALOVEHIM

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Not only does JBatts STILL insist on calling Mother Nature “MamaNaty,” he is now trying to make it a hashtag? You have to hand it to him, the guy’s got gumption.

IN CASE YOU’RE HAVING DOUBTS…

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Where the Boston Globe fails, the Quad provides.

 

About Liz Breen

I write TweetCreep. And drink highly caffeinated drinks. Sometimes, I do both at the same time. @beinglizbreen

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One Comment on “BU TweetCreep: March 18th – March 23rd”

  1. Saddest thing about reading this week’s column: learning you’re a senior thus I won’t get to enjoy your witty observations. Best part of this week’s column: “people are strewn about every possible square of grass like walruses.” What a visual!!

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